Web 2.0 Baby Names

These are my favorite flagrantly fake spam sender names:

• Propositional B. Jigsaws
• Ridiculous E. Indefensibly
• Eggbeater K. Unbeaten
• Resistance H. Eyeglasses
• Undervalue C. Firing
• Minored B. Flintlocks
• Needlessly H. Hackneys
• Contravened P. Swimming
• Failings G. Torrent
• Traumatize E. Doting
• Hag I. Howdies

I want to write a mystery short story about a spammer company and use these as character names. The victim is found brain dead with an astonishingly engorged member. Death by girth. Whodunnit? The low, low rate mortgage lender? The cheap prescription drug seller? The barely legal lesbian teens? The Nigerian intern?

This masterstroke could reignite the demand for short stories in American popular literature.

Just kidding! There is no popular literature in America!