Knife To See You Too*

Moving some last things out of my old place today. I left a kris on the sidewalk next to my car while I went back for one more box. In less than one minute, two different people walked by and commented:

"Nice sword, man."
"He got a G.I. Joe knife!"

If I'd known I could get mofo respect, I'd have carried it around with me sometimes. Maybe get mugged less often.


*I need a job writing headlines somewhere. I mean, for reals.