Press 1 for Raging Fury

Here is a superfast way to get me irrationally, cursing, door-slamming angry:

Make me deal with a phone tree when I need to solve a problem. I'm not even going to elaborate on this, because I can feel myself getting angry just thinking about it.

Instead, I'm providing a link to Gethuman.com, a large (and growing) list of customer service numbers for various companies -- even the ones that don't publicize their customer service numbers -- and the means of navigating their phone trees to get to a person as quickly as possible.

You may not get satisfaction, but you'll at least get to talk to someone about it.