Roger's Wish

Roger found a magic lamp. The genie inside told him he could have three wishes -- whatever he wanted.

There were lots of things Roger wanted. A better position in work, better relationships, better quality stuff in his life. But wishes are very valuable, and it would be foolish to waste one asking for a luxury car or a promotion.

Besides, Roger reasoned, better cars and promotions are fully achievable without magical assistance. So while Roger considered how to best use his wishes, he began working on getting things he wouldn't waste a wish on.

Years passed. Roger got many things he might have wished for, though not all. Nevertheless, he found a loving wife and had many fulfilling relationships; through patience and work, he achieved recognition for his efforts; and his family never lacked for food or clothing or shelter. All in all, an excellent life, well lived.

On his deathbed he rubbed the lamp. He croaked out, "Genie, I wish for more time."

And so the genie made him Lord of All Time and Space. Roger soon discovered that this was what he should have wished for all along.

THE END