Spending a quarter of a day on airplanes this weekend (and another quarter in airports), I had a lot of time to peruse the literature. I did the crossword puzzle twice, and looked through the SkyMall catalogue a bunch.
As far as I can tell, SkyMall thinks its customer has:
- children (or grandchildren)
- an ornamental interest in geography
- strong fear of home burglary
- a small dog
- a cat
- a large dog
- a number of minor aches and pains
- annual income over $200,000
- a pool
- hypochondria
- a preoccupation with getting the best or most in anything they acquire
- poor judgment in consumer goods
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