More ooky science

I wish the future would hurry up and get here already. I'm tired of all this mortality.

Baby goop heals wounds 3x as fast
They call it "baby butter" in the story, but my term is more marketable, I bet.

Grow teeth like sharks
Wouldn't it be awesome never to have to brush your teeth again? M and I are both (unfortunately) dedicated teeth grinders. This would allow us to not have to solve our deep-rooted stressors! Great idea!

Synthetic lethality kills cancer tumors
I'm frightened and thrilled by the phrase "synthetic lethality." That's a dystopian term waiting for application. Who knew it wouldn't involve androids and laser pistols?