Thanks to genetic diddling, senior citizen mice have livers that don't age.
Published in today's online edition of Nature Medicine, researchers at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine at Yeshiva University in New York City also say the older organs function as well as they did when the host animal was younger.
The researchers, led by Associate Professor Ana Maria Cuervo, blocked the ageing process in mice livers by stopping the build-up of harmful proteins inside the organ's cells.
I am getting skeptical about reports of genetic efficacy though. I've been hearing this "only 20 years from now" story for... 20 years. When do I get to stroll through lava? When can I shoot lasers from my eyes? Where's my superpowers, dammit?
"Our findings are particularly relevant for neurodegenerative disorders such as Parkinson's and Alzheimer's," she said. "Many of these diseases are due to 'misbehaving' or damaged proteins that accumulate in neurons. By preventing this decline in protein clearance, we may be able to keep these people free of symptoms for a longer time."
Oh well. Thanks to the sacrifice of millions of mice, I vote for their replacing dogs as man's best friend. Rover will get my slippers, but Squeaker's great-great-great-great grandpa cured Parkinson's.
Bad dog! Bad!